Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Dear Chase Bank

Dear Chase Bank,

Thank you for helping me get back that $100 in insufficient funds fees I acquired as a result of something stupid I did. I even forgive you for those times you screwed up all of those credit card payments and didn't even care when I called you crying because that meant I ended up paying $500 for just a new tire and the Sims 2 Deluxe Edition (which, I might add, never did work properly on my computer anyway!)

Although, I guess if you hadn't screwed me with those credit card payments, I'd have an extra $400 and wouldn't have gotten those insufficient funds fees in the first place, huh? ((Oh, who am I kidding...I'd have spent that on shoes and coffee either way, and would still be in this predicament.))
And also I wouldn't have been denied for every credit card I've applied for since then, and I might have even been able to use one of those instead of getting myself into negative balances with you while I wait for my automatic deposit to kick in.

But whatever. That's $100 I didn't have this morning, right?

Thanks again,

Dawn

Dear Chase Bank

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